when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
one day a fan is just gonna go up to darren and grab his dick with no subtlety and he’s gonna be like “hey thanks for doing that thanks for squeezing my dick that means a lot i mean don’t do it again but it’s cool you did it in the first place”